Keeping Up.

Dear fellow blog readers ;)

hows it goin?

its been awhile since Ive written about whats goin on in my life sooo...this may be a long one...you may wanna take this time to retrieve a snack. :)



As you all may know my history of boyfriends is a little rocky. There have been many...but few who have proven to be worth my time. I say few because I would like to give the ones who didnt turn out to be complete psycho's a little credit.



My most recent relationship ended three days shy of three months...and now I get to read daily posts on facebook by him saying things like "Back in the game of being single." & "Yeah, Ive still got it, its so easy."....ummm really? i mean really. First of all I'd like to clarify that I did the breaking...and seriously it took like a week. And i had no intention of harboring ill feelings towards Mr. Ive still got it...but seriously..surely you havent "lost it" in three months & even if you had...why not be out there ravamping your "it" whatever that even is...instead of posting about it on facebook...As if we don't all know why your doing it...



The second matter id like to discuss is my sweeeeeet little bianka! :)

Last thursday morning, May 7th I dropped Bianka off at Companion Animal Hospital, much to her dismay, to be spayed. I worried about her all night long & when I picked her up on Friday morning she was in an extremely foul mood but ecstatic to see her mooommmy. :) After one week of being drugged up and mopey, My sweet girl is finally back up to par and will have her stitches removed one week from today...



Thirdly...back to boys :). I have made an executive decision when it comes to my love life...from now on it is a requirement for Patrick Jernigan & Cody Deese to take whomever is texting, calling, visiting, facebooking, or myspacing me trying to go on a date..out and make sure they arent absoloutly Crazy! Ive decided that my judge of character is completely lacking of all the important things...it really only consists of two categories: Are they Hott? &...ok one category...so heres a list of ten things i consider important...OH! and im currently accepting applications. :)



1. Hott...ok so i know that was on my current list..but i still feel that its important...i need a looker.

2. Tall...(still kinda shallow...but in my defense i like to wear heels...im not extremely tall so im willing to accept: significantly taller than me)

3. Resepectful. (none of this calling me a liar and accusing me of cheating business...Mr. ive still got it tried that and he now spends all his time posting retarded statuses on facebook)

4. Id like him to understand that his pants go OVER his but...they do not sit below it...and i do not want to see all of his boxer shorts bursting out above his jeans.

5. I prefer someone who can go at least 120 hours without dropping the f bomb...its not attractive..im just sayin.

6. Funny. I like to laugh.

7. Someone who doesnt get extremely embarrassed in public. (if this guys gonna hang out with my family...hes gonna have to suffer a litle public humiliation...we're practically the Kardashians.)

8. Mr. Right is gonna need to have a job...a real job..a fullfilling job...I want to be supported...i do not want to be the Supporter....probably because if im the supporter theres a good chance we will either die or live in poverty...

9. Trustworthy. I hate a cheater.

10. Now I know number ten is last...but it is certainly NOT least...in fact i put it last so it would be fresh in your mind when you quit reading my blog and set out to find me a man ;) so back to it...Number 10: My man has to be a Christian...he has to go to church with me, go to church functions, and most importantly he has to like it.



Now ladies...lets get down to business...oh and btw...Johnny P. Is already out of the running january and jen.